Must be a little boring to be an actor these days.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Sci-Fi, Matrix? Christopher Nolan, Yes please!

And before you girls start complaining, it was written by the same person that wrote your beloved Juno.

This is one fact that can’t be un-did home skillet.

Martin Scorsese meets Girl Interrupted?

I hope so, as every so often the Internet has something special to share. It’s not frequent that I find such gems, as they are in most cases, hidden amongst piles of tosh. But I shall do my best to share with you what little I do find, every so often – maybe once in a while.

Just one note, that throughout. I had this sinking feeling that something untoward was going to happen.

Perhaps you’ll feel something different?

Enjoy.

The Star Wars trilogy in all its glory under four minutes. For those unfortunate souls who haven’t bothered to watch it yet.

Title Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
From Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

1. We don’t know what’s in the Box.
2. The Antagonist has the most irritating face lips.
3. The swinging pendulum of death was weak.
4. The acting was poor.
5. I paid £8 for the privilege.

Let’s face it, Jigsaw hasn’t been the same since he stood up.

UPDATE:

I’m not alone.