Sorry Folks, The Internet is down

by S. Jonathan on February 28, 2009

So, what happens when your Internet connection is abducted by aliens and they refuse – no matter now much you plead, to give you back even a kilobit of the thousands they stole from you? I guess you don’t update your blog for 3 weeks, which is the case here.

But, life moves on.

They agreed to hand me back 481 kilobits from the millions they stole which was a nice gesture but I’m still not happy. Perhaps Judge Judy could help me out with this one.

I want to type more but every character I type is delayed by 3 seconds, memories of AOL spring to mind – this is so depressing.

“A man without Internet is like Superman without his cape – useless.”

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